This joke isnt funny.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Womens rights.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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