Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

womans rights

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a group of asians? China.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +9

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock! Yes?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops