Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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