- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Chocolate tastes good.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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