What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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The jets are a good team..

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What is Jason? Black.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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your momma's an antijoke

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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why did the chicken cross the road

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The government makes a good decision

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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