Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Black Poeple

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A black man killed someone

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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josh simpson has cancer

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I like to eat.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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