*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Pianca going ham

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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