- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What time is it? 10:58

cheese

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

The chicken crossed the road.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's 6+2? 16

Knock knock! Yes?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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