Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Ben is gay

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come along children

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why Because

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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