How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Lacrosse

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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