What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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