Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Steering Wheel Face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

This is not Will Smith.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

johann grayson being liked

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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