A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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This is not Will Smith.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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