- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Kate

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

come along children

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

anus soup

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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