A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What what In the butt

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What's 9 +10 19

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Small breasts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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anus soup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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