Hitler

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I hate you.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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throbbing slobber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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