- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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