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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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theres a fat guy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Penis

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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