What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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No joke.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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The Aristocrats

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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