- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

knock knock you may come in

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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