- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

I won the game.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Women's rights

Why Because

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

No.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Women rights..

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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