Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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No.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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A ginger rapping.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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