- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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