- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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