Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Jovan

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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