- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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