- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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