- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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