- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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