I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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