What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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