- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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