- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

someone called someone else a frog

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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