A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

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