- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

If life gives you lemonade.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a man checks his mypsace

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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