What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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