How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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