- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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