- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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