So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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