Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Anti Joke

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