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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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