Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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