What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Yes

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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