- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Cripples are lame.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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