Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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