What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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