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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Everybody will die

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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