- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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