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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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