A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Knock Knock.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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