Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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