WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A man did not like this site

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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