- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

knock knock come in

what's funny about war? nothing!

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