What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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