Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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