a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

thumb_up thumb_down -3

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

thumb_up thumb_down -3

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Go away still nothing to see

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops