- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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