- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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