Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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