- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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