A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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White men's rights

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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