- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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