- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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