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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Guess what? I like trains.

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