- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

your no better than a cockroach

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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