- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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