- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

homosexual rights to marriage

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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