A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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