- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

jews

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??