Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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