- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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