What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

womens rights

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

In soviet Russia...things are different

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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