outside your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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