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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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