- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

God is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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