We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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