why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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