- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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