- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

12 in general

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

race-car = rac-ecar

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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