- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

outside your comfort zone

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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