- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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