Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Tall asians

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Anti Joke

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