The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A man goes to the potty.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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