- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

The New York Giants

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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