Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A pope meets another one

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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