What's blue? The sky.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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miha kako si?

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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