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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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