Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Women's Rights

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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a black man pays his child support

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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