- Anti Joke

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.