- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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